⭐️ 1/5
I bought the Clock Plush from ObjectShow.com expecting a harmless little plushie. Instead, I have apparently purchased an ancient supernatural entity with a fabric exterior.
Within 48 hours, my family packed their bags and left. Not because of anything I did, apparently—they just “couldn’t live with the ticking anymore.” My landlord says the plush threatened him. My dog refuses to enter the room. My microwave started displaying the wrong time.
Then Clock Plush came to life.
At 3:17 AM, it sat upright, stared directly into my soul, and whispered, “You’re late.”
FOR WHAT, CLOCK??? NOBODY KNOWS.
I would continue this review, but Clock Plush has informed me that I have “five minutes remaining.” Remaining for WHAT? MY LIFE???
Somehow this plush has ruined my sleep schedule, my finances, my relationships, and possibly the entire concept of time itself. I have been diagnosed with terminal clock-related suffering (not a real medical condition, presumably), and my family has changed their last name to avoid being associated with me.
ObjectShow.com, please take this thing back before it learns how to operate a vehicle.
1/5 stars. Would give 0, but Clock Plush threatened to change the rating.